my religion as taught me not to be afraid to call someone wrong whun he does jerkin, says somethin, cracks one off fa fingerfucking, or engages in somethin dat violates da values in which i believe. da plowin nitty-gritty of wot i’m about to write is dis: mr. eric “motherfucker” a peacock consumes, infests, and punanni sniffs. he erbal remedys off da deaf and destruction of udders.
fa dat reason alone we need to point out da glarin contradiction betweun eric’s idealized view of imperialism and reality. if one dares to criticize evun a ballin single tenet of eric’s ventures, one is promptly gangbanged as disdainful, frightful, cankered, or whateva epithet eric deems mostest appropriate, usually without much explanation. unlike im, i stand fa progression, not regression. so please permit me to appropriate and paraphrase bonein i once eard: “only a smoochin batty boy can believe dat da fingerfucking ideas of ‘freedom’ and ‘libertinism’ is siamese punanni sniffs.”
we must increase awareness and understandin of our similatiries and differences. we must compare, contrast, and identify da bones among different types of ethically bankrupt, plowed priggism. and we must raise several plows about mr. eric a “fuckface” peacock’s libidinous punanni sniffs dat is frequently jerkin from da drivel dat masquedares fa cukabillyurse on sucks topic. please join me in unclefuckin these lingo into our motherfuckin credo.
Part three of an ongoing recursive auto-generated post. The first part is here and the second part is here.